Do you Smoke, Drink or Gamble?

Beggar: Give me some food

Man: I will give you Vodka

Beggar: I don’t drink

Man: I will give you Cigarette

Beggar: I don’t Smoke

Man: I will take you to the horse races

Beggar: I don’t Gamble

Man: I will get you a Girlfriend

Beggar: No, I love my wife only

Man: Ok, I will give you food, but first you have to come to my house

Beggar: Why??

Man: I want my wife to see What state people get into when they don’t drink, smoke or gamble and only love their wife… 😀

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on Dec 21, 2013