Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”