India Pakistan World Cup Jokes

15th Feb ko hue India Pakistan Cricket Match mein 6th time (in all world cups) India ne Pak ko hara diya!

Usse pehle aur baad chal rahe whatsapp jokes ka anand lein…

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BEFORE THE MATCH
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Koi bhi jeete, main manta hoon ki dono team achchi bhawna se sirf cricket khele,
Haar-jeet to lagi rehti hai…

Aur haan…

Pakistan ki Toh Band Baja Denge !!

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Pakistaniyo padh lo chahe kitna bhi ‘Kalma’
Tabaahi macha ke rahega Anushka ka ‘Balma‘!

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Pakistani Khiladi: Bhai jaan, haar gaye to kya hoga?

Afridi: Abe yeh soch, jeet gaye to English kaun bolega?!!! 😀

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Isi beech, Start Sports ne ek Ad dikhaya, Ki akhir pakistan patakhe kab fodega?
Match khatam hone ke baad, Usi par ban gaye kayi jokes…

pak patakhe cricket joke meme

dhoni india pakistan patakhe meme

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Aur isi beech Pakistan mein
patakho ki dukaan ke bahar
board lag gaya hai…

“Becha hua maal, wapas nahin hoga!!” 😀 😛

Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Cricket, Hindi, India-Pakistan, Pakistan | Joker

Message to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India

This is the whatsapp message from an Indian friend to Pakistani cricket fans after World Cup defeat against India..

Dear Pakistan cricket fans

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WhatsApp Jokes | Cricket, India-Pakistan | Puja

This is smart one, worth forwarding endlessly.

An indigenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began:

“Before begining my speech I want to tell you a very very old story about Rishi kashyap of kashmir, after whom kashmir is named.

When he found a beautiful lake,
he thought-“What a good opportunity 2 have a bath”,

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered d water.
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WhatsApp Jokes | English, India-Pakistan, Pakistani | Joker

Pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao

Teacher:
Pappu Beta,
Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hain
to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao??

Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana!! 😀

Jokes | Hindi, India-Pakistan | Joker

Fighter Pilot Santa Ki Kamyabi

Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!! 😀

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, India-Pakistan, Jokes, Sardar | Joker

Pakistani aur Ek Sardar

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi

Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…

Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?

Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”

Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”

Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?

Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”

Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, India-Pakistan, Sardar | Joker

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