Bhagwan mere Baap ko utha le

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gayi..

Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang karta hai… bahut marta hai.

Next day master ka hath toot jata hai…

Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le… Bahut marte hai.

Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa apko kuch nahi hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyon?

Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…??

Baap :- Pados me Sharma uncle ki Death ho gayi hai, wahan Gayi hai..

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on Oct 28, 2013