Teacher: Agar tum ek jungle mein ho aur waha sher aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
Pappu: Sir, main ped par chadh jaunga
Teacher: Agar wo waha bhi aa jaye to
Pappu: To main paani mein kood jaunga
Teacher: Aur agar woh paani min bhi aa jaaye to?
Pappu: Master ji, Pehle aap yeh batao ki aap sher ke rishtedaar ho kya jo aapki uski side liye jaa rahe ho…