A person on his death bed (in Mumbai at Hospital) with Wife, Kids and Nurse beside him.
Man to Eldest son : You take the 15 Bungalows at Borivali.
To daughter : You take the 8 bungalows at Juhu.
To youngest son : You are my youngest and most dearest and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Nariman Point.
To wife : Dear Kavita, you keep all 11 of our Lokhandwala building flats.
Nurse (quite impressed, says to wife) – Wow …
You are lucky to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties etc.
Wife: What properties, what rich … he’s distributing out responsibilitie s of delivring Milk to his clients in the morning!! 😀 😛