Husband and Wife in a train compartment

In a train compartment…

Husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BhOW BhOW

😛