A group of girls/ladies is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.”
Since they are without their boyfriends/husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5
floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you
can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you
what’s inside.”
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on
this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move
on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.”
Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and
plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left,
they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and
handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that
there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on
up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was
built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”