Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…
Kaun hai wahaa??
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Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Jeevan mein 3 baatein
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani….
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Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani!
KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Kameene Dost
Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai?
Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna?
Main: Yaar ek kaam tha….
Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! ๐
Dadaji Pahunche Swarg
90 saal ke ek dadaji mrityu ke baad swarg pahunche..
Swarg mein khoobsurat apsarao ka nritya dekh kar dada ji fut-fut kar rote hue bole…
“Saala Baba Ramdev ke chakkar mein nahin padta, to kab ka yaha pahunch gaya hota” ๐
Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:
Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..
Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!
Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!
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Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! ๐
Johny Johny Employee Poem
Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!
Dimaag ki Pareeksha
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye…
Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki?
Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye…
Q: Main Patni kyun bani?
Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! ๐
Dentist se daant nikalwana hai
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi.
Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!
Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!
Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!! ๐
Biwi ne Dua kyun nahin mangi?
Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye, par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Same question, Different answers
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..
1)
Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?
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Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half?
Banta’s plan after dinner
Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun ๐