BREAKING NEWS…
Sonia Gandhi ne kara Nestle par case
Kaha… Maggi ki wajah se nahin ho paya Rahul ke dimaag ka vikaas!! ๐
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Funny Maggi Jokes trending on WhatsApp
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut achchhe hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle 12th complete ho gayi..
Aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle graduation complete ho gayi!!
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Girl: Arey… Ab kya bolun main?
Boy: Pyaar karti ho to I love you bolo..
warna main abhi 2 packet maggi kha lunga!!
Girl: Nahi, aisa mat karna ๐
Boy: Jaldi bolo, paani chadha diya hai gas pe!! Bas 2 minute ki der hai
Girl: Acchha, I love you baba… bas maggi mat khana!!
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Hostel me rehne wale bachcho ke dard ko samjhte hue
Baba Ramdev ‘Desi Maggi’ launch kar sakte hain…
Mauka hai aur dastoor bhi!!
Desi maggi ka naam ‘Patanjali Namkeen Sivaiya’
Ya
‘Sivaiyaa, Sab bhookho ki maiya’ hoga!
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BREAKING NEWS:
After the ban on Maggi,
90% girls on matrimony sites removed ‘Cooking’ as a Hobby/expertise!
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Maggi tak to theek hai,
But kisi ne poha-jalebi par rok lagayi, to dange ho jaayenge
Aur kisi ne kota ki kachori pe rok lagane ki sochi, to Yuddh ho jayega!
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Patni aur Ghadi ke beech Sambandh
Dono ke beech samaantayein:-
1. Ghadi chaubees ghante tic-tic karti rehti hai, aur Patni chaubees ghante Kit-kit karti rehti hai!
2. Ghadi ki suiyaa ghoom phir ke wahi aa jaati hai, Usi prakaar Patni ko aap kitna bhi samjha lo, wo ghoom-phir kar wahin aa jayegi aur apni baat manwayegi.
3. Ghadi bigad jaaye to Mechanic ke yaha jaati hai, Patni bigad jaaye to Maayke jaati hai.
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Roye wo iss kadar
Roye wo iss kadar
unki laash se lipat kar
Ki Laash khud uthh kar boli
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“Le tu mar ja pehle,
Upar hi chadhe ja raha hai Itni Garmi mein..”
Shadi-shuda aadmi ki haalat
Relationship status for married men….
dhobi ka kutta
Na ex- ka..
Na next ka..
Pappu ki Plastic Surgery
Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega?
Doctor: 50 Hazaar
Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to?
Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!
Husband aur Intelligent Biwi
Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya…
Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai?
Patni boli:
Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha,
to maine “Vimal Paan Masala” daal diya…
Iske daane daane mein hai… kesar ka dam! isiliye!!! ๐
Breaking News from Modi
BREAKING NEWS
Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon
Modi says “Make In India”!
Gas Subsidy
Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy.
HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment!!
Very funny beautiful lines
When you’re dead,
you don’t know that you’re dead.
It’s known to others.
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It’s the same
when you’re a ch00tiya.
Vacations – In India and foreign
Vacations in other countries!!!!
Fishing
Camping
Trekking
Vacations in India!!!
Chalo
mama ke ghar !
Garmi ki chhutti nana-nani ke yaha bitayenge ๐