Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…
Wife: Aur kya?
tell me aur kya…. ?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par 🙁
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The Brilliant Sardar
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. 😀
Baby, where are you?
GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena 🙂
Kids are too smart these days
In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
Yeh 5 bachche padhai nahin karne dete
Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…
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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!
Maggi aur Tanu weds Manu ki shayari
Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye
Little Johnie’s Partner
One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes… Grandma!
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
Chaube ji ko lage dast
Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…
Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..
Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!
2 din baad…
Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?
Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!
Student ki Bhagwan se baatein
Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.
After the exam…
God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… 😀
Bachche ko lagi Potty
1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya
Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha
Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga
Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya
“Saadda Haqq
Etthe Rakkhh…” 😉
Kya kya bana leti hai aapki beti
Ladke wale: Kya kya bana leti hai aap ki beti?
Ladki wale: Ab kya tareef karein… yeh selfie lete samay 25 alag alag tarah ke muh bana leti hai!