After Haircut – Funny male vs female conversation

Female version:
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy-looking?

First Woman: Oh Goodness, no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with it how it is, I think.

Second Woman: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts-that would really suit you. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.

First Woman: What’s wrong with your neck? I would love to have a neck like yours; anything to take attention away from my awful shoulder line.

Second Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything hangs so well on you. You’re like a walking fashion catalogue. But look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Male version:
First Man: Haircut?

Second Man: Yeah.

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Biwi aur Sharaab

Biwi:
Jo Aadmi Roj Sharab Peekar Aaye Uske Liye Mere Mann Mein koi Hamdardi Nahi hai..!

Pati :
Jisko Roj Sharab Mil jaye, Use tumhari Hamdardi Ki Jarurat bhi nahi hai!! 😀

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Tring tring – naughty joke

Phone Rings…

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Tring

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Tring

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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??

Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!

WhatsApp Jokes | Naughty | Joker

Santa ka dhansu style ka breakup

Stylish Breakup

Angry Santa threw 6 cricket balls on his gf.

GF: “What the hell was that?”

Santa: “its over”!

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English | Joker

Gay marriages in India

While in India:
Arjun : Mom i wanna marry Vicky
Mom : that’s not possible
Arjun : but mom! Same sex marriages are legal now in most parts of the world
Mom : but he’s not of our caste..

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Indian | Joker

Couple in a restaurant

Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…

As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”

Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English | Joker

It hurts wherever I touch

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, English | Joker

Doctor aur Sharab ka ilaaz

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?

Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..

Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, Sharabi | Joker

Santa has a perfect son

Santa: I have the perfect son.

Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he drink whiskey?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: Does he ever come home late?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.

Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English | Joker

Funny bollywood PJ

Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…

Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?

Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi | Joker

Sardar on call

Sardar dials a number

a Girl answered….

Sardar: Hello… kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta…

Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!

:[P :[D

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Indian, Sardar | Joker

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