Hospital me Nurse:
Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua hai!
Sardar:
Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai.
Biwi yaha hospital mein hai aur beta ghar mein paida hua hai!!
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya…
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Puchha: Body Aa Gayi Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi…
Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai! ๐
Sardars on phone call
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’.
The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’ ๐
Banta Aur Santa in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’
BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”
OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”
SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”
Lady on phone
A man got a call from unknown number..
Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ??
Ans:”Your wife..
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. ๐ก
Thodi der baad
Another call from another unknown number..
Girl:”R u married.. ??
Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ??
Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
Ans:”Wife hi hoon kutte.. aaj tu bas ghar aaja ๐ก
Rahul Gandhi Ka Jawab against BJP’s Kiran Bedi
Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.
Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!
Husband Wife and Valentines Day
Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..
Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?
Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye!
Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’!
Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!
Jokes on WhatsApp Group Admin
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya
Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki
achanak…
Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai..
Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola,
Aailaa..
Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata!
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Admin jalebi bech raha tha,
lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo”
Santa: Yeh to jalebi hai..
Admin : Abe chup ho ja, warna makkhiya aa jayegi!
Intelligent hai na apna Admin!!
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Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar
Dost bola:
Naya phone kab kharida?
Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin:
Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya… ๐ ๐
Humare admin ki baat nirali
Kejriwal: Sab mile hue hain
Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo
Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?
Patni: Daal Chawal
Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!
Sharaabi aur train
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Funny boy in love with girl
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya
Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya
Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru
Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin
Girl : Kyun
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achchhi koi mil jayegi