Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui..
to class mein pehle din darte-darte pahuncha.. aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:
“Bachho, Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?”
Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya!!
Bachche: Waah! Bahut swadisht tha!!
A guy calls up the radio station
“Hi, I’d like you play the song ‘Tu hai ke nahi’ from the movie Roy”
RJ – Nice choice. To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song?
Guy – To my salary !!
Saas – Bahu Ke Jhagde Mein suddenly…
Saas: I Have Carried Him For 9 Months.
Bahu:
Only 3.5 Kgs Na?
I Carry Him Every Night & he is 90 Kgs Now… Baat Karti Hai !!!
Wife saw board outside a shop
“Monsoon Offer Only for today” :
Banarsi saree 10/-
Nylon 8/-
Cotton 5/-
Excited Wife to Husband:
Give me Rs. 500,
I’ll buy 50 sarees..
Husband – Birbal ki maa, istri ki dukan hai vo !
Hamare group Admin bachpan se hi kitne buddhiman hain iska ek pratyaksh udaharan:-
Jab wo kaksha 5 mein the, to unke shikshak ne kaksha mein puchha:
Senior aur Junior mein kya antar hai?
Keval admin ne hath khada kiya..
Shikshak ne kaha: Shabbas beta, Batao?
Admin: Sir jo samudra ke paas rehta ho wo senior (see-near),
aur Jo chidiyaghar ke pass rehta ho wo Junior (zoo-near)!
ATTiTUDE ROCKZ :
Saas Bahu se:
Utth ja heroine
Dekh Suraj kabka nikal aaya hai..
Bahu: Relax, Mummy ji
Wo sota bhi to mujhse pehle hai na!!
THiNK Different 😉
Pati: Mere seene mein bahut dard ho raha hai.. Jaldi Ambulance ke liye call lagao!
Patni: Haan, Lagaati hoon, Apne mobile ka password batao..
Pati: Rehne do, Ab thoda theek lag raha hai!!
Today a friend called me from US and asked what is monkey bath?
Even i was shocked to hear that?
Then i asked him why he is asking this ?
He replied that its widespread news here that Obama Shall have the Monkey Bath with Modi.
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Later on I realized that he was talking about “Mann Ki Baat”…. !!
Obama ki wife ko dekh kar sab Hindustaniyo me “feel good” ki laher …
Chalo apani wali isse to acchi he …
Biwi: Yeh lo raita..
Pati: Yeh kaali boondi ka rayta pehli baar khaya..!
Biwi: Bakri ki shart thi, ki agar dahi uski doodh ka ho, to boondi bhi usi ki honi chahiye!
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious.
When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.
They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
After the conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?”
She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?”
Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”
A WOMAN’s CONFIDENCE NEVER COMES IN BITS & PIECES.
For all the beautiful and intelligent women