Ek baar ek chaudhari sahab apne ladke ke liye Ladki dekhne gaye..
Ladki kuchh jyada hi kaali thi, jaise ki Ulta tawa… Chaudhari sahab ko bilkul pasand nahin aayi!
Ladki ka baap bola: Chaudhari sahab ladki pasand kar jaao, Car de denge dahej mein!
Chaudhari bola: Bhai tu to car de dega, Agar yeh kala janum hamare ghar aa gaya, to agli peedi mein hamein hamari ladki byaahne ke liye Truck dena padega!!
Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..
Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?
Papa: Beta nadi se..
Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..
Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! ๐
Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…
Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!
Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..
Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”
Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”
Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! ๐ ๐
“Height of Attitude”
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
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Dropping Coins…!!
Use Currency Notes..!! ๐
Ek aadmi ki shaadi ko 20 saal ho gaye the..
Usne kabhi Patni ke hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahin ki.
Nirmal baba ne salah di Patni ke khane ki tareef karo, Kripa hogi!
Baba ki salah asar kar gayi!
Ghar aate hi usne khana kha kar Parantho ki jam kar tareef ki!
Patni ne belan uthaya aur usko jee bhar kar peetne ke baad boli:
20 saal mein kabhi mere hath ke bane khane ki tareef nahi kii, aur aaj padosan ne paranthe bhej diye, to tumhe zindagi ka mazaa aa gaya!!
Ho gayi baba ki kripa… bechara husband ๐ ๐
Pita: Beta, ek zamana tha, jab main 10/- lekar bazaar jata tha aur kirana, sabzi doodh sab le aata tha
Beta: Pitaji ab zamana badal gaya hai, Aajkal har dukaan par CCTV-Camera lage hote hain!! ๐
Priye Mitra,
Maine yeh sandesh aapko Diwali ki shubhkamnayein dene ke liye bheja hai.. aaj Iss Aazadi ke awsar par hamein yeh raksha-bandhan ka tyohar acchhe se manana chahiye aur gharo mein deepak jala kar rang-gulal khelna chahiye… kyunki aaj hi ke din Gandhi ji ne Rawan ka wadh karke Mahabharat ke yuddh mein vijay prapt ki thi aur America se desh ko Azaad karaya tha… Isiliye ek baar phir se Aapko Janmdin ki hardik shubhkamnaein… Ishwar aapko bhaang mein bheege iss sandesh ko jhelne ki Shakti de… Merry X’Mas
Bura na mano, Holi hai!!
Team,
Jokofy
Patni ne khaas aapne pati ke liye likha:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein,
Yeh khayaal aata hai…
Jab tu 11:30 baje so jata hai,
To agle din subah tera whatsapp
last seen at 2:30am kyun batata hai..? ๐ ๐
Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..
Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…
Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..
tabhi.. bhotni ka jawab sunkar naai beshosh!!
Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?
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Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaunga!! ๐ ๐
Pappu perfume ki shop par pahuncha.. aur Dukandar se bola
Pappu: Aaj main girlfriend ke ghar dinner pa ja raha hoon…
Use gift mein dene ke liye koi perfume de do!
Ek parfume milne par pappu phir bola…
“Achcha ek aur de do, Uski behen bhi badi khoobsurat hai… use bhi de dunga.”
Thodi der mein phir bola:
“Achcha ek aur de do, Girlfriend ki Maa bhi abhi kaafi jawan hai, ek unhein bhi de dunga!
Bahut paisa hai unke paas, isliye sabko line mein rakha hai!”
Pappu girlfriend ke ghar Dinner par pahuncha aur jaise hi ladki ke papa aaye, wo sir jhukakar baith gaya..!
Girlfriend ne kaha: mujhe nahi pata tha ki tum itne sharmile ho!!
Pappu bola: Mujhe bhi kaha pata tha ki tumhare papa ki perfume ki dukaan hai!! ๐ ๐
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Waise pappu jo lene gaya tha use yaha perfume se replace kar diya…
wo asal mein kya lene gaya tha, itna to aap khud hi samjh jao!
Mausam ek dun Lul hoi gawa hai…
Bole to..
Sasura kabhi garmi lagat hai, to kabhi thanda…
Kaunho firki le raha hai, hum logan ka..
eee wrong number hai..
ee gola par mausam ka kaunho bharosa hi nahin..
ek to thanda, upar se ee sasura baarish…
hum to confusiaa gaya hoon..
ki saala Sweater pehenun, ya Raincoat!!