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26 Mar 2015

Anushka Sharma Jokes after Kohli’s performance in Semi Final

Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi…

True love Boss!! 😀

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Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar…
Rone laga anushka ka shohar… 😀

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Anushka’s new status on FB : single!!

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Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today…
“Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na”

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Anushka Bhabhi ke dheele pad gaye tevar
Na Saiya chale, na devar!!

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Hum tere bin ab reh nahin paate,
Tum nahin aate to hum “Khel” jaate: Virat Kohli

ALSO SEE: Other trending jokes on Indian Team

25 Mar 2015

Leave Application for watching India vs Australia Semi Final Match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

Auto reply from boss.

Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

😀 😛

25 Mar 2015

What if somebody makes a mistake?

If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”

23 Mar 2015

Student talking to girls in class

Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?

Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!! 😛

21 Mar 2015

Paise wala aur Gareeb Aadmi

Paise wala Aadmi:
Aaj mere paas
14 Cars
18 Dukaanein
4 Bangale hain ..

Tumhare paas kya hai??

Gareeb Aadmi:
Mere paas 1 beta hai,
Jiski girlfriend teri Beti hai!! 😀 😛

20 Mar 2015

Funny Idea IIN Jokes

During a heart transplant.
Doctor: Sh!t
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don’t know what to do next.
N: Why.
D: I’m from IIN.
Nurse behosh…

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This is deadly.

Sardar was driving car very fast.
Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Police-without Teacher?
Sardar-ya,i m from IIN…

17 Mar 2015

WhatsApp Admin ne kiya kamaal

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya.

Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai” 😀

16 Mar 2015

Ladkiyo ki ek Smile

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

15 Mar 2015

An apple a day

An apple a day….
is almost a thousand rupees a month….!

Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!!

Be practical…!! 😉 😛

14 Mar 2015

Lucknowi bachcho ki Ladaai

Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…

Pehla:
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!

Dusra:
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!

Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!! 😀

13 Mar 2015

Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi

Ab Yeh afwaah kisne failaayi…
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Patanjali ki Shop bar kal se Ayurvedic Cigarette milegi..!! 😀

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