Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
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Jethalal se hi honi hai!
Latest WhatsApp Jokes Jokes
Hindi Mother tongue hai, father tongue kyun nahi ?
Hindi hamari matribhasha hai, pitrabhasha kyun nahi?
Kyunki,
Mataji ne Pitaji ko kabhi bolne hi nahin diya…! ๐
Are you an alcoholic?
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”
My wife insisted I make the call..
I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…
My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
Propose on April Fools Day
Pagal hain wo log Jo 14 February ke din propose karte hain….
Meri mano to Aaj ke din propose karo……
Maan gayi to cool…..
Nahin to Didi, April Fool!!
Beautiful Girl at a Medical Shop
Ek sundar ladki ek dawaiyo ki dukaan ke saamne kaafi se tak khadi thi!
Bheed chhatne ka intezaar kar rahi thi.
Shop ka owner use shaq ki nazar se ghoor raha tha…
bahut der baad jab dukaan mein koi customer nahin bacha,
To wo ladki dukaan mein aayi!
Ek salesman ko dheere se ek kinaare bulaya,
Dukaan ka malik ab aur bhi jyada chaukanna ho gaya.
Ladki ne dheere se ek kagaj salesman ki aur badhaya,
aur Dheere se fusfusayi…
“Bhaiya,
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Meri ek Doctor ke sath shaadi tay ho gayi hai,
Aaj unki chitthi aayi hai,
Thoda padhkar sunayenge kya?
Writing samjh mein nahin aa rahi hai!!!” ๐
2 auratein aur aam
2 auratein ek aam ke ped ke neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi…
Tabhi achanak ped se 1 Aam neeche gira!
Pehli Aurat: Abhi to pedo par Aam kachhe hote hain, To yeh aam kaise neeche gira!
Isse pehle ki dusri aurat kuchh bolti,
Aam khud hath jodkar bol pada:
“Pak gaya hoon behen ji main itni der se tum dono ki baatein sun sun kar!”
Ladka aur Ladki ki baatein – Arranged Marriage
Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya…
Unko baat karne ke liye akele baitha diya gaya!
Ladki darte darte: Bhaiya aap kitne bhai behen ho?
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the, ab 4 ho gaye! ๐
O Shaab ji, Motor Kharaab ho gayi
Nepali Naukar (Subah-subah): Oo Shaab ji, Motor kharab ho gayi!
Sahab ji bade pareshan!!
Ab kya karunga, Nahaunga kaise??
Iss kambakht Motor ko bhi subah hi kharab hona tha!
Naukar: Kya karun shaab ji, fenk dun, ishhko kya?
Sahab ji: Pagal hai kya, Karwata hoon shaam tak theek.
Naukar: Theek hai shaab ji.
To phir…
Aaaj….
Aaloo mein Motor ke badle Gobhi daal deta hoon shaab ji!
Atal Bihari Vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna milne ka karan
Subah subah patni chai nashta puchhne aayi, to maine kaha bana do!
Phir ruk kar puchhne lagi, “Ji yeh atal bihari vajpayee ji ko Bharat Ratna mil raha hai, Aisa kaun sa kaam kiya tha unhone?”
Maine kaha: Shaadi nahin ki thi isliye!
Bas uske baad na chai aayi na nashta ๐
Chor pakadne ki machine
Chor pakadne ki machine bani…
USA mein 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye
China mein 30
UK mein 50
Pakistan mein 80
Japan mein 90
aur
aur
Bharat mein 1 ghante mein
Machine hi chori ho gayi!
Bolo bharat mata ki jai!! ๐
Trending Cricket Jokes after India’s performance in Semi Final against Australia
Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai
Dear sir,
My uncle who died in the morning just woke up.
I am reaching office in 30 mins.
Thanks
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India’s batting Line Up
1.Rohit
2.Dhawan
3.Kohli
4.Rahane
5.Raina
6.Dhoni
7. O palanhare,
8. nirgun aur nyare,
9. tumare bin
10 hamara
11 kauno nahee
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On whatsapp groups
Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!
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Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….
Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!
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Kohli misunderstood Dhoni’s statement –
“spend more time with sharma“