Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?
Boy:-
We have heard
Laila – Majnu,
Heer -Ranjha,
Soni- Mahival,
Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar – Birbal !
Teacher fainted!!
Latest Student Teacher Jokes Jokes
Funny Student Joke
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
The Brilliant Sardar
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. ๐
The intelligent Kid
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
This kid is from IIN!
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! ๐ ๐
A B C D Sunaao
Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D
Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
Santa Maths ka Teacher
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..
Waiter Banta ne puchha:
Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?
Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
What are vowels?
Teacher: What are vowels ?
Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..
What if somebody makes a mistake?
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
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and
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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”
Student talking to girls in class
Teacher, ladke se: Nalayak, class mein dinbhar ladkiyo ke sath itni baatein kyun karte ho.. ?
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Ladka: Sir, main gareeb hoon, mere mobile mein whatsapp nahin hai!! ๐
Bachcho ka pehla teacher
Aadiwasi kshetra mein ek teacher ki niyukti hui..
to class mein pehle din darte-darte pahuncha.. aur bachcho se ek prashna puchha:
“Bachho, Tumhara pehle wala teacher kaisa tha?”
Jawab sunkar bechara Coma mein chala gaya!!
Bachche: Waah! Bahut swadisht tha!!