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Latest Funny Shayari Jokes
Krishna Aur Radha
Modern krishna to radha..
Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…
Radha boli…
Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story!
;-} :[P
Hariyanvi Chhora aur Dilli ki Ladki
Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi.
Usne ladki ko message bheja..
Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya,
Haddiyo par tere maans konya,
Propose tanne main kya karun baawli,
Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!
Aakhir exams mein hi kyun padhte ho?
My mom asked me –
why don’t you study the whole year & study Only during exams!!
I replied: Beacuse…
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai… :O 😛
funny hindi birthday sms in sardi
Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..
Aalu sade sade,
Baingan bade bade..
Birthday mubarak ho dost,
Rajaai mein pade pade!
Thand ke mausam par funny shayari
Arzz kiya hai..
Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein…
Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! 😀
Funny Shayari for WhatsApp
Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ai zindagi,
Main Shehar ka Shayar hoon, MRF ka tyre nahin!
——– one more… —–
E khuda, Hichkiyo mein kuchh to fark dalaa hota
Ab kaise pata karun ki Kaunsi wali yaad kar rahi hai.. 😀
Weight naap kar kya karna hai
Arz kiya hai…
Roz roj weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
funny sms ka bura nahi maante!
Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura laga kya?
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Coffee is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I’m Smart & You’re Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo… 😛 😀
Kabhi Kabhi khayal aata hai
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….
“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?
Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!
This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!
1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!
2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।
3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।
4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।
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