Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha..
Santa aaya aur uski poonch kheechta hua bola:
nikal saale…
bada aaya Mechanical Engineer..!!
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Ladies se bhari bus ka accident
Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi..
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
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This scary story of a traveller in Kaali Andheri Raat can make you pee in your pants, if not than you have to share it
Yeh ek sachchi ghatna hai, jo pichhle mahine Noida Expressway ke paas ghati.
Pradeep Rathi naam ka Ladka Noida se Agra apni Car se jaa raha tha…
Jab wo Mthura ke paas pahuncha tabhi Anhoni ghati.
Uski Car kharab ho gayi aur wahaa door door tak koi nazar nahin aa raha tha!
Wo kisi car ke paas ke kasbe tak lift lene ki aasha mein sadak ke kinare kinare chalne laga..
Raat andheri aur toofani thi,
Paani jhamajham baras raha tha, Continue reading
Santa Raat ko Mujra dekhne gaya
Santa saari rat mujra dekhta raha.
Mujrewaali:
Hamne aapko khush kiya ab aap hamko khush kar do
Santa emotional ho gaya aur bola
Acha ab tu baith main nachta hun!! 😀 😛
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab! Continue reading
Santa Banta aur Machis
Santa: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.
Banta: Kya baat kartay ho papa saari teeliya check kar ke laya hoon!
Santa, Sita aur Geeta
Lawyer to Santa: “Geeta pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ”
Santa : “Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta pe haath!!”
Santa ki maa ki Death
Santa ki ma ki death ho gayi,
Ek saal baad santa ka baap america se wapis aya,
us ne pucha teri maa kahan hai,
santa bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gayi, Continue reading
Santa’s request to God
Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don”t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
Santa Didn’t Drink Water After Eating Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How Is It That
Your Name Is Gates But
You Are Selling WINDOWS!
Gates Shocked!