Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA…
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
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Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile communication.
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication
They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was without any message.
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Santa aur Daaku
Santa ek shaadi mein gaya
Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya
Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya
Baahar aakar bola: O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
Santa ki tapasya
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole:
VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu..
‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Rajnikant vs santa
Rajnikant vs santa:
opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
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Santa ka mast suggestion
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maaru?
Santa ke Lips
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa raised his bat on 35 runs
Santa raised his bat on 35 runs..
Dhoni: “Its not 50 or 100 yet”
Santa-“Tu chup kar Baravi fail.
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Santa aur Preeto
Santa apne ghar ki light sahi kar raha tha… To usne uski wife ko aawaz lagai… “Arey Preeto, Zara idhar aana”
Preeto: Lo aa gayi, bolo kya kaam hai?
Santa: Yeh 2 wires hain, inme se kisi ek ko pakdo
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Santa ne bataya Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain?
Hindi teacher ne puchha:
Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.?
Santa Bola:
5 prakaar ke! Continue reading