Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : You have 3 kids .. How will you divide them?
Santa had long discussion with Banto & said
“ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more”
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Joke doesn’t end here ..
9 months later
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They got twins ๐ ๐ ๐
Also Read: Santa in Titanic
Tv reporter ne Bomb Dhamake me zakhmi Santa se pucha..
JAB BOMB GIRA to kya vo zor se phata??
Zakhmi Santa bola Continue reading
Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi
Santa tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki..
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Use yaad aaya Continue reading
Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.
Aadmi gusse se jhunjhla kar bola: “Seat pe kya, mera sir par hi baith ja”
Santa: Nahin Uncle, Main yahin theek hoon, waha se fisalne ka darr hai ๐
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gaya
Wo dikhane ke liye doctor ke paas gaya.
Doctor ne puchha: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa bola: Continue reading
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi…
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
IIT exam..
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
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Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English
Santa:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!
Exams ke Pehle Santa ne ek hi essay ratta mara tha –
‘MY FRIEND’
Aur exams me pucha Gaya …
‘MY FATHER’
Lekin Santa ghabhraya Nahi. Haushiyari dikha ke “friend” ki jagah pe “father” word likh kar aa Gaya.
Jis examiner ne uski answersheet check ki voh aaj tak behosh hai !!
Santa wrote: Continue reading
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!