Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha..
aur
sochte sochte mar gaya,
Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Santa Maths ka Teacher
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..
Waiter Banta ne puchha:
Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?
Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
Banta’s plan after dinner
Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun π
Ajeeb sa Signature
Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai?
“@/e”
Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai!
Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka?
Santa : Jalebi Baai… π
Sardar ji ke SMS
Jeetto: Sardadr ji tussi ek hi message 2-2 baar kyun bhejde ho?
Sardar ji: Le kardi na pagalo wali gal! O jeetto, ek tu rakh le te dujja forward kar de.. iss vaste!
Jeetto: Te phir tussi 3 baar bheja karo!
Sardar ji: Oo kyun?
Jeetto: Oji pher ek ko delete bhi to karna honda hai! π
Santa aur Ram-Sita ki Jodi
Santa Banta ke ghar gaya..
Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola..
Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai..
Banta bola:
Kahaa yaar..
Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai,
Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!!
Banta Aur Santa in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran,
OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’
BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!”
OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai, Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!”
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se
pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?”
SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari MASSI hai MASSI..!”
Santa at a Restaurant
Waiter: Your Bill Sir!
Santa : Take My Card…
Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai!
Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTEDβ ? π
Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish
This is ultimate:
Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”
Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”
Yamraj fainted….! π π
Santa helping in USA
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…
Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi..
Santa Fire Brigade walo se:
Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga!
Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki
Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat…
Santa ne sabko pakad liya…
Phir..
Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!!
Aur Bola:
Abe Saalo, Jo jal gaye hain unko to mat fenko!!! π π
Santa ne bheja Banta ko Hindi SMS
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja:
Bhejane-wala mahaan,
padhane-wala gadha.
Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai:
Bhejane-wala gadha,
padhane-wala mahaan.
π π