Santa: 10 Rs ka recharge karaye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeeper: 7 Rs ka talk time milta hai
Santa: Theek hai, baaki 3 Rs ki gajjak de de…
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Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Santa gaya Doctor ke paas
Santa: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Banta: Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai….!
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Teacher: Why Are You Stressed?
Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?
Santa: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
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3 Dost picnic par gaye, Pepsi Bhool Gaye!
3 Dost picnic par gaye…
Wajah jakar yad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhool gaye!
To unhone decide kiya ki Santa jaakar pepsi le aaye…
Santa: Main iss shart par jaunga ki mere aane tak tum samosa nahi khaoge
Baaki dono friends: theek hai…
1 din gujar gaya, dono ne socha ki ab samosa kha lena chahiye… Jaise hi samosa uthaya.
Santa ped ke peechhe se nikal kar bola: Dekho agar aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga
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Santaโs Wife ki complain
Santaโs Wife:
Tussi na mainu pyaar hi nai karde…
Santa (pointed towards their 5 kids and said):
Taa ae ki mai google to download kitte ne…
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Santa Raat 2 baje tez barish me
Ek raat 2 baje tez barish me Santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur pucha “Dhakka laga doge kya? plz”
Admi neend me tha, isliye mana kar ke andar chala gaya, but use guilty feel hua
usne socha, barish me koi meri help na karta to?!
Admi utha aur bahar jakar bola, Santa, kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ki jarurat hai?
Aawaz aayi. ‘Haan’
Thik hai, par tum ho kaha?
Santa bola, Yaha Garden me jhule par! ๐ :-{p
Santa bathroom mein Susu karne gaya
Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha
Banta: phir kya hua…
Santa: maine sher ko kaha… aap karlo, mera to nikal gaya!!
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Santa how much is my mobile bill Call…
Santa: how much is my mobile bill ?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. ๐
Santa Aaj mere paas paisa bangla gadi he…
Santa: Aaj mere paas paisa, bangla, gadi he.Tere pas kya hai?
Banta:Mere paas bhi paisa, bangla, gadi hai.
Santa:Abey saale, Fir hamari Maa Kiske paas hai? ๐
Santa 1 interview mein Sir Apko kitne saalo…
Santa 1 interview mein,
Sir: Apko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?
Santa: Sir maaf karna,
maine salo ko to ‘Try’ nahi kiya,
lekin muje 3 saliyo ka tajurba hai! ๐
3 Sardar bed par so rahe the
3 sardar bed par so rahe the, aur un teeno ko jagah theek se nhi mil rahi thi…
1 sardar bed se niche sone chala gaya….
use dekhkar dusre sardr ne use kaha:”Ab jageh ho gayi hai uper aaja”
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