Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??
Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..
Agle din kendi
6+2=8..
fir kendi
4+4=8
Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!! π
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Pakistani aur Ek Sardar
Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…
Saath me baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”
Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!”
Purani Car ki Neelami
Ek jagah par gaadi ki neelami ho rahi thi
10 Lakh
15 Lakh!
20 Lakh!
Santa ne gaadi ki taraf dekha, aur socha yeh gaadi to itni tooti footi haalat mein hai… phir bhi!!
Usse raha nahin gaya, aur Banta ke paas jaker bola
Santa: Yeh puraani tooti footi car ki itni keemat kyun laga rahe hain yeh log, aisi kya khoobi hai iss car mein?
Banta: Arey Paaji, maine suna hai, jo bhi iss gaadi ko khareedta hai uski Biwi ka accident ho jata hai!!
Santa: 50 Lakh!!
Pados Me Kiska Birthday hai?
Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?
Banta: Birthday hai
Santa: Kiska?
Banta: Tuyu ka
Santa ne puchha: Tuyu!! ???
Banta: Haan, sunai to kuchh aisa hi de raha hai… “Happy Birthday Tuyu!”
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Santa buys Nokia Big Screen Mobile
Santa ne Nokia ka sabse badi scren wala mobile liya
Pata hai Kyun..??
Nahin Pata??
Kyunki
wo dekhna chahta tha ke phone ON hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.. π
Santa with Family in a Car
Ek Car Me Santa with Family Ja Raha Tha
Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola :
Ye Suraksha Week Hai,
Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
Isliye Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai…!!
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ??
Santa – Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.!
Tabhi Uski Maa Boli – Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo, Daru Pikar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai!!
Awaaz sunke uske Papa (Banta singh) Neend Se Jage
Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole-
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Ja Payenge..!! π π
it’s her appendix
Santa calls up the doctor at 2 AM.
Santa: “Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it’s her appendix.”
Doctor: “What nonsense!”
“I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. Go back to sleep.”
Five minutes later, the phone rings and it’s Santa again.
“Doc, I’m sure it’s her appendix.”
“Oh God!” the doctor groaned.
“Did you ever hear of anyone having a second appendix?”
“No…,” says Santa.
“But I’m sure you must have heard of someone having a second wife..!!!!”
Different Types of Cheese
Santa: name diff types of cheese
Banta: Gouda …feta…bekhudhi …mozzarella …
Santa: wait a minute …what’s bekhudhi ???
Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.
Santa in a Railway Interview
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
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Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
Bina Interest Pe Loan
Bank Manager:
Hamara Bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai..
Santa:
Jab dene mein interest hi nahi hai, to kyon de rahe ho?
Nahin chahiye!
Char Dosto Ki Azeeb Kahani
Ek baar char dost the,
Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta Singh
Chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump kholaξΊ
Ek bhi customer nahin aaya ..
Pata hai Kyun..?ξ
Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…
Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..
Pata hai Kyun?ξ
Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..
Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee…ξ
But Ek bhi sawari nahin aayi…
Pata hai Kyu..?ξ
Coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Ek din Taxi kharab ho gayi…
Charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya…
but taxi wahi ki wahi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the…
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya…
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa,
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye….
Pata hai Kyu..?ξ
Coz bachhe ke baap ka nam SANTA Singh tha…!
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