Santa 2 cigarettes ek saath peeta thaa.
Banto (Santa’s Wife): Ek sath 2 cigarette kyon peete ho?
Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na … ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost kee…
Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga…
Banto ne poochha – Dost ko bhool gaye kya?
Santa : Nahin Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!! 😀
Santa aur Banta bank mein chori karne gaye… but suddenly shor hone laga to jaldi jaldi me dono ne bank se ek ek Bag uthaya aur bhaag liye….
Kuchh dino baad
Santa: Tere bag mein kya tha?
Banta: 10 lakh rupaiye…
Santa: Sahi hai bhai, kaafi paisa mila, kya kiya itne paise ka?
Banta: Flat khareed liya. aur tere bag mein kya tha?
Santa: Usme bahut saare bills the…
Banta: To unka kya kiya..
Santa: Kuchh nahin, dheere dheere, ek ek karke saare bill pay kar raha hun!!
Bhikari- sahab 20 rs do na, coffee peeni hai..
Santa- lekin coffee to 10 rs ki aati hai?
Bhikari- Meri girlfrnd bhi sath mai hai na.
Santa- Arey, Bhikari hokar tune girlfriend bana rakhi hai..
Bhikari- Nahi, gf ne hi mujhe bhikari banaya hai.. 🙁 😛
Santa: Papa, Circus dekhne chalein?
Papa: No…… Son, I m busy!
Santa: Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai….
Papa: Bahut ziddi ho gaye ho…. Har baat zidd karke manvate ho….
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!!!
Iske Aage ki kahaani…
Santa and uske Papa phir circus dekhne gaye.
Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li…
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par Naked ladki nahi aayi…
Circus show khatam ho gaya…
Papa: Santa Beta, Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?
Santa: Bina kapdo ke toh sher tha, ladki nahi.. maine jo kaha dubara padho!!!
So never mess with Santa Singh – Today’s Generation Kid!!!
Santa (Bete Banta se): Tumhare social studies me itne kam marks kyo aaye hai?
Banta :Papa social studies me question tab ke the, jab main paida bhi nahin hua tha!!
Santa: Yaar Ghajini movie mein Aamir ne itni solid body kaise banaye hogi?
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Banta – Arey jab wo gym se wapas aata tha to 15 minutes ke baad bhool jata tha aur phir wapas gym chala jata tha.. 😀
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur uski wardi utarne me help karne lage..
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Santa (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan ke 4 jahaaz, 2 helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai lekin sir ji apne1 galti kar di..
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Santa :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain!! 😀
Santa Singh was Reading Newspaper Headlines…
“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping” 😛 😀
Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!
Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.
Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.
Santa: “and this is called Energy……”
😀
Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’?
Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya.
Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? 😀 😛