Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…
Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha… “Aaj to maze se ki hogi”
Santa bola: Nahin yaar, Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi π π
Latest Santa Banta Jokes Jokes
Santa ko Denge Faansi
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi!
Santa Sardar: Hahahahaha
Jailor: Kya hua, Hans kyun rahe ho?
Santa Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon.. π
CM ka full form
Santa : cm ka full form kya hai?
Banta : cheif minister
Santa : wrong!!!!
Banta : kyun?
Santa : it’s Crime Minister! π
Santa ne ki Bachcha dhoondne mein help
Santa: Mere padosi ka bachcha gum ho gaya!
Banta: Phir kya kiya?
Santa: Maine bola, Google par search kar lo, mil jaaye to download kar lena! π
Santa ke Ghar mein mehmaan
Santa: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur sharbat banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab kya karein?
Banta: Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti hai, daal de 2 boond!! π
Banta ki Ram-Sita ki Jodi
Santa. Banta ke ghar gaya.
Waha Bhabhi ko dekh kar bola…
Santa: Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.
Banta: Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, Aur naa hi ise koi Raavan le jata haiβ¦!
Santa ne rakha FAST
Santa ne shauk shauk mein Vrat rakh liya
But bhookh ke maare uska dum nikle ja raha tha…
Usne bete se kaha: Banta beta, dekh suraj dooba?
Banta: Nahin Papa
Kuchh samay baad Santa ne dobara puchha: Ab dekh dooba ki nahin
Banta: O nahin ji..
Santa: Lagta hai mujhe sath leke hi doobega π
Santa watched English Movie for 3 Hours
Santa:
Saala kal raat 3 ghanta English movie dekhiβ¦.
Na koi scene dikha…
Na koi aawaz suni…
Banta: film ka naam kya tha?
Santa: “No Disc Inserted”!
Banta ka dhansu jawab
Santa: Ye bata ki duniya mein kitne desh hai?
Banta:
Kar di na pagalo wali baat,
duniya me keval ek hi desh hai INDIA!,
baaki sab to videsh hai!
Santa in Police Station
Santa went to police station
Santa (looking at the notice board): Ye photos kiski hain ?
Police officer: Yeh criminals ki, jinko arrest karna hai.
Santa: To jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na. π
Santa Aaloo bech raha tha
Santa – Aloo Lelo Aloo Lelo Alooo Lelo
Banta – Oye Santa Tuneh Naya Business shuru Kar liya?
Santa – Oh haan Yaar.
Banta – Oye par tuh toh kah raha hain Aloo lelo Aloo lelo,Par Yeh Toh Angur Hain?
Santa – Oye Banta Chup Hoja Nahi Toh Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi π π
Balle Balle Balleeeee