Programmers will get this one 😀
Latest Funny Quotes Jokes
Full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S
Do you know what should be the full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S?
It should be
Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.
What ShahRukh (@iamsrk) tweeted about Modi becoming PM
SRK tweeted: if @narendramodi ji will become next PM then i shall not leave only twitter but India also, forever!
If ‘muuaah’ is a Kiss
If ‘muuaah’ is a Kiss..
Then…
‘Kalmuuaah’ is promise to kiss tomorrow…!!
KBC: What if these actors were the host
Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua !
Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut nainsaafi hai!
Dhish-keoin! Dhish-keoin!! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab maine uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikane – tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.
Raj Kumar: Jaani, jinake ghar shishe ke hote hai woh doosaron pe patthar nahin fenka karate. Vaise hi jo hot seat pe baithe ho woh galat jawab nahin dete.
Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes
BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.
And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.
Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.
Here are few best we have for you.
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This isn’t a joke, it’s about your dreams
If your dreams don’t SCARE you
They aren’t BIG ENOUGH.
Best quote ever – Attitude
I wish I had a friend like me
Best Slogans – Creative Ads
1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother.
2. Sign on a bulletin board:
Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives.
3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.
4. A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old.
5. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God.
Theories on Arguing with a Girl
There are two theories on arguing with a girl (Wife)!
If the girl is right,
Be fair to her & keep quiet.
If the girl is wrong,
Be fair to yourself & keep quiet.
Eating and Fitness
The Past Of Eat Is Ate But
The Future Of Ate Is Weight.