New Word After Rahul Gandhi Interview

New word added to english dictionary after 28.01.2014 (Rahul Gandhi Interview with Arnab)

Pappu(verb) : to talk nonsense irrelevant to questions asked and make a complete fool of oneself.

Usage: How was your viva?

Answer: I pappued it.

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Arnab – Rahul Gandhi Jokes on WhatsApp

After interview .. Rahul gandhi went home , hugged her mother and said .. Mommy sab syllabus ke bhaar ka questions tha .. 
Sonia: How was the interview beta?
Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math’s

Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days.
Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well Continue reading

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Funny Arvind Kejriwal is so Honest Jokes

After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !

Arvind Kejriwal funny jokes

Enjoy these

1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement

14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

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Narendra Modi, Kejriwal, Sonia and Kareena

Ek Bar Kejriwal, Modi, Sonia aur Kareena Train se ja rahe the.

Tabhi ek Goofa Aayi aur Kissing aur thappad Ki aawaz aayi.

Jab train bahar aayi to Kejriwal ka Gaal Laal tha,

Sab ke Sab Chup..

Sonia soch rahi thi Ke AAM ADMI paagal hote hai, Kejriwal Ne Kareena ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, aur thapad khaya Hoga.

Kareena soch rahi thi Ke Kejriwal ne Mujhe Kiss Karne ke Liye galti se Sonia Ko Kiss kar diya hoga aur thappad Khaya.

Kejriwal soch raha tha Ke Modi ne Kareena ko kiss kiya Lekin, Kareena ne Mujhe Samajh kar mujhe thappad Mara..

Modi soch raha tha ek bar fir gufa aaye aur Main fir se kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir se kejriwal ko thappad Maaru… “Abhi sale ne INDIA ki politics dekhi kaha Hai…. ” 😀

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2nd Fastest Person to Become CM

Arvind Kejriwal is the 2nd fastest person to become CM, from date of joining politics.

1st is Anil Kapoor in Nayak.

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Election 2013 Results – Indian Politics Jokes

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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..

see what happened to sheela dixit!!

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2013 Delhi election results:

BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8

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Who is The Waste Of India (RaGa)

Amul – The Taste Of India
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Babool – The Paste Of India
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Rahul Gandhi- The Waste Of India.
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Modi- The Best Of India..
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Sonia- The Guest Of India..

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Rahul Gandhi – Agar aapko PM bana diya jaye?

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge…..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why….??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye….?? Continue reading

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