Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain
1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega
2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega
3. Koi catch nahin pakadega
4. Koi run-out nahin karega
5. Koi out ki appeal nahin karega
6. Apne out hone na hone ka faisla main khud karunga
😀 😛
Ek baar rahul,
kejriwal
aur
Modi
Ek ship mein ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”
Rahul ne Sui phenki.
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Breaking News:
Rahul Gandhi has started early preparation for 2019 polls.
Slogan is ready
leher ke baad boonda-baandi,
abki bar rahul gandhi 😀
Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…
Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal
Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi
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Pankaj fell in love
Pankaj married
Pankaj divorced
Pankaj udaas
Sonia was walking.
Sonia slipped.
Sonia fell into the drain.
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Laloo, Jayalalitha, and Mayavati were on a long flight in an Air Force plane.
Laloo pulls out a 100 Rupee note and says, “I’m going to throw this Rs.100 note out and make someone down below happy.” Jayalalitha, not wanting to be outdone, says, “If that was my 100 Rupee note, I would split it into two Rs.50 notes, throw them down and make two people down below happy.”
Of course Mayavati doesn’t want these two candidates to out do her so she pipes in, ‘I would instead take one hundred Rs.1 notes and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, “If I throw all three of you out of this plane and I’ll make 975 million people happy!”
Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..
Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai
Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
