Patni: Yeh lo, Khana kha lo
Kejriwal (Thali dekhkar): Yeh kya hai?
Patni: Daal Chawal
Kejriwal: Nahin khaunga, Dono mile hue hain!
Latest Politician Jokes Jokes
Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal
Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?
To bola..
Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!
Jab yeh log paida hue – Funny Celebrities Joke
Jab Ekta Kapoor paida hui
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Kaun hua janne ke liye dekhiye..
Agla Episode!
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Jab Prabhu Deva paida hua
To Doctor ghar walo se bola :
Badhai ho,
Bachha jab hilna band karega,
to check karke batayenge ki kya hua hai!
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Jab Daya (CID) paida hua
To saare Doctors ne bhagkar
Hospital ke saare darwaze band kar diye!
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Manmohan Singh got confused
America mein Narendra Modi ka itna craze dekhne ke baad..
Manmohan Singh ne bahut Himmat karke Sonia Gandhi se puchha:
ki
“Madam, Aapne mujhe jo banaya tha, wo PM hi tha na?”
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…
Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?
Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?
Muft mein le jaa..
pehli baar aawaz suni hai teri!!
Santa’s e-banking password
Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai…. ๐ ๐
Funny Smriti Irani Yale Degree Jokes trending on twitter
After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.
People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…
Here are some of the funny ones..
1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti ๐
Arvind Kejriwal and Narendra Modi Joke
Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous are you…??
Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me.
Keju : Obama knows you..?
Modi: yes
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Sonia Gandhi Rejected Sonia Gandhi’s Resignation
Sonia Gandhi Joke of the Week
Rashtrapati bhawan mein party – Modi, Adwani, Rahul Jokes
Rashtrapati bhawan mein shapath grahan samaroh ki party shuru hui….
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.
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Narendra modi ki door ki soch :
Nawaz sharif ko isliye bulaya ..
Taki shapath grahan samaroh me koi aatanki hamla naa ho
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Rahul Gandhi on New CM announcement for Gujrat
Sonia: Anandi Hongi Gujrat ki nayi CM
Rahul: To phir balika vadhu band ho jayega kya?