Q. Vampires aam taur par kiski movies dekhna pasand karte hai?
Socho…
Hint: Apna Bollywood ka hero hai..
ab bhi nahin pata?
simple hai yaar…
Dharmendra ki. (Kutte kamine mein tera khoon pee jaunga)
Latest PJ – Poor Jokes Jokes
How to Kill An ant
Exam question: How to Kill an Ant..? (10marks)
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant’s Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reaches near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheenti kya hai.
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How Is It That
Your Name Is Gates But
You Are Selling WINDOWS!
Gates Shocked!
Opposite Of Naag Panchami
Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta:
So Simple Yaar..
“Naag Do Not Punch Me”
Rajnikanth’s Email
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw rajini’s email id is
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Similarity between SUN and WIFE
What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE.. ?
.
Very Simple..
Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte! 😀
Santa Sardar English PJ – Opposite of BARCELONA?
Question:
Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??
Santa:
Its easy..
ANDAR SE DO NA…!
What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea – Hindi PJ
This PJ might blow your senses away:
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Think…
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Think little harder….
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Ok, let me tell you the answer….
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She is called
“Jaswanti” (Just one tea)
Shocking 2014 Calendar
If u touch 2014 calender, you will get a Shock!
do you know why?
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Bcoz
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2014 is “CURRENT” year!! 😀 😛
Hindi PJ – Who is the leader of Ducks
Who is the leader of Ducks?
Santa: Frog
Why?
Santa: Because Frog is Mainduck!
People Clap in Afghanistan
Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?
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Because there’s the tali-ban!!
(tali is clap in hindi)