Amazing INDIA – 13 Funny meanings of places in English
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1 Large State – “Maha-Rastra”
2 Place of Kings – “Raja-Sthan”
3 Mr. City – “Shri-Nagar”
4 Rhythm of Eyes – “Nayni-Tal”
5 Face – “Surat”
6 Unmarried Girl – “Kanya-Kumari”
7 No Zip – “Chen-Nai”
8 Come in Evening – “Aa-Sam”
9 Go and Come – “Go-Aa”
10 Answer State – “Uttar-Pradesh”
11 Make Juice – “Bana-Ras”
12 Do Drama – “Kar-Natak”
13 Green Gate – “Hari-Dwar”.
How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?
Guess…
Think… Its easy 😉
don’t know… ?
Answer is…
Vocabulary (Wo Cab Bula ri)
Girls aur pepsi mai kya similarity hai…..?
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let me tell u….
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both are sweet and cool,
sabhi pasand bhi karte hain aur
sabse badi similarity ki dono mein dimag ki jagah dhakkan hai……
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
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1st: sunlight
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2nd: moonlight
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3rd: you
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my sweet friend tube light
What tea do footballers drink ?
think…
don’t know?
Ans: Penal-tea !
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??
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Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
sab kuch rajnikant thode na karega;
American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai….  tumhare paas kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas EMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!
Girl: Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened?
Boy: Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl: Chicken start dancing and singing…
HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA – ALLAAHH…!!
Cheeti facebook aur twitter par apna account open karti hai…
Lekin woh apna account ek din mein hi band kar deti hai.
Aisa kyon?
Kyon ki ‘pest control’ ki sabhi companiya usko follow karne lagti hai!
Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
Elephant: An ANTique !