Chhote: Bade ye le badam kha…
Bade: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chhote: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain
Bade: acha…thnkx
Chhote: Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade: Please yaar…
Chhote: Are sunto
Bade: suna
Chhote: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai.
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Chhote: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha 😀 😛
Bade: Bakwas Band kar !@#$%
Ek sher arz kiya hai….
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…
wah wah!
wah wah!
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,
A for Apple, B for Banana…
;-} :-{p
Ghanta Singh:
Indian Cricket Team aur Potty me kya common hai?
Tanta Singh:
kya?
Ghanta Singh:
Dhoni yaha bhi hai, aur dhoni waha bhi hai
😀 :-p
A priest is called – “Father”
A bishop – “Your Grace”
A Cardinal – “Your Eminence”
A Pope – “His Holiness”
But
Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called
“Oh My God…” :-[p :-[D
History of April 1st:
April 1 came to be called ‘FOOLS DAY’ after Steve April.
He was born on 1st april 1769.
He did 105 business in his lifetime.
He lost all his father’s assets.
Everyone started calling him father of fools.
At the age of 19 he married a 61 years old woman.
She divorced him after 1 year coZ of his stupidity.
He used to hear and believe all kind of fake stories like YOU are reading now!!
Happy April Fool’s Day 😀
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai?
Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi,
yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀
Bade: Yaar main soch raha hoon.. shaadi kar lun
Chhote: Abe pagla gaya hai kya? Ghar se kyun haath dhona chahta hai…
Bade: Abe shaadi kar raha hoon, isme ghar jaane se kya matlab.. Continue reading
Teacher to Electronics Students:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
1 Student: PHD
Teacher: Kya matlab?
Student: Pajama Holding Device
😉
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi?
Student: 10 Hathi
Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya?
Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon.
MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain
PS: Don’t try to kill us after this PJ
😛 😀
Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na Continue reading
Baarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Aur Aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha…
Dhoop nikli, aur sookh gaye hum 😀
Wah wah wah… maza aa gaya 😛