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A guy calls an unknown number…
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up..
After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.. ๐
Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
.
Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
.
Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
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Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
.
Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
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Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G
more…
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi’s
forehead.
*Blocked*
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Girl puts up her status :” waiting for
CHENNAI EXPRESS “โฆ
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
.
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*
Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai
Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…
Chhote: wo kaise?
Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai
Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain
Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain
Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?
Bade: wo kaise?
Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! ๐ก
๐ ๐
Bade aur Chhote on bike..
Chhote bike chala raha tha…
Bade: Yaar bike dheere chala.. marwayega tu
Chhote: Main dheere nahi chala sakta..
Bade: Are dheere kyun nahi chala sakta, itna tez bike me darr lagta hai
Chhote: Arey main aaj dheere nahi chala sakta
Bade: Kyun aisa kya hai aaj
Chhote: Aaj mera FAST hai.. hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
๐ ๐
Chhote: Abe dukhi kyun hain?
Bade: Kuchh nahi yaar, pak raha hoon, bore ho gaya
Chhote: Hmm, tujhe pata hai ek janwar hamesha maje me rehta hai
Bade: kya baat kar raha hai, hamesha?
Chhote: haan hamesha!!
Bade: Chahe kuchh bhi ho jaye?
Chhote: haan, kuchh bhi ho jaye
Bade: Kaunsa janwar hai?
Chhote: Saanp
Bade: saanp… snake? wo kaise
Chhote: Abe saanp ke fun hota hai na, isliye.. hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!! ๐ก
๐ ๐
Height of disturbing !!
Boy : Pen hai?
Girl : Nahi hai.
……Thori der baad..
Boy : pen hai?
Girl : Nahi hai bola na. ๐ก
Thori der baad..
Boy : pen hai pen? Pen?
Girl : Ek baar bola na k nahi hai, ab pucha to hathore se sarr phor dungi tmhara..
Boy : hathora hai?
Girl : Nahi hai..
Boy : To phir pen hai pen? =))))))))
Wo kaunsi maa hai, jise hum Sar-aankho pe to rakhte hain…
but jiske bachche nahin hote??
Socho?
Lagao dimaag be….
Arey… Chas-maa
Chhote: Sun bade
Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…
Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
๐ ๐
Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se
milunga
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !
Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.
Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye
Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas band kar!
๐ ๐
Chhote: kya be, tu udaas lag raha hai?
Bade: haan yaar
Chhote: but main bada khush hoon
Bade: tu itna khush kyun hai?
Chhote: Main gaaon gaya tha na, waha mujhe
cyclone mila ๐
Bade: Abe tujhe cyclone mila to tu khush ho raha hai.. pagal hai kya?
Chhote: Haan, tujhe cyclone milta to tu khush nahi hota?
Bade: nahi , dimaag kharab hai tera, mujhe nahi chahiye cyclone
Chhote: Abe ‘Cycle Loan’ nahi milega to cycle kaise khareedega.. hahaha ๐ ๐
Bade: Bakwas band kar !@#$%