Chhote: Bade ye le badam kha…
Bade: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chhote: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain
Bade: acha…thnkx
Chhote: Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade: Please yaar…
Chhote: Are sunto
Bade: suna
Chhote: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai.
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Chhote: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha 😀 😛
Bade: Bakwas Band kar !@#$%
Bade: Yaar main soch raha hoon.. shaadi kar lun
Chhote: Abe pagla gaya hai kya? Ghar se kyun haath dhona chahta hai…
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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na Continue reading
Chhote: 1 question puchhun?
Bade: nahin
Chhote: sun to
Bade: bol
Chhote: ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise? Continue reading
Chhote: yaar yeh keri (kachcha aam) dekh, kaisa hai.. mujhe job pe lekar jana hai
Bade: keri to achhci hai but iss keri ka karega kya job par
Chhote: yaar achaar banana hai…
Bade:kya :O Continue reading
Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun
Bade: – Nahi sunana hai
Chhote: – arey sun to
Bade: – Kya hai bol…
Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Continue reading
Chhote: – Kya bolta hai…
Bade: – kya bolun…tu dosron ko bolne kahan deta hai…
Chhote: – Aree… bolna…kya yaar…
Bade: – Nahi bolna hai…
Chhote: – Acha main bolun… Continue reading
Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain.. Continue reading