In a Nursery School Canteen…
There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-
“Do not take more than one, God is watching”
On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.!
Wo Konse 5 Bachche Hain
Jo Khud Bhi Sara Din Awaragardi Karte Hain
aur Na Khud Padhte Hain Na
Doosron Ko Padhne Dete Hein…
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Nobita, Shuzuka, Jiyan, Sunio
Aur Wo Kamina..
Doremon!
Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye
Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation !
Maya, Sonia, Mamta, Uma & Jaya have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb a nation !
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Santa entered the den he was surprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the thief was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, “Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she’s been expecting you from 20 years.”
Santa: Yaar banta… “I am going” ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta: Main ja raha hoon..
Santa: abe aise kaise jaayega.. saala 20 log se puchh chuka hun, sab chale gaye… answer bata ke jaa!! 😀
One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes… Grandma!
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
Santa na ek college khola,
Naam kya rakha hoga,
Guess karo,
Nahi pata?
Naam Tha…
Women’s College for Boys.
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ringtone hoti,
Main har haftay tumhe change karta.
Chaube ji ko dast lag gaye…
Wo doctor ko dikhane gaye..
Doctor ne kaha Nimbu ka istemaal karo!
2 din baad…
Doctor: Ab dast kaise hain?
Chaube ji: Nimbu hatate hi phir shuru ho jaate hain!!
Student to God:
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai,
Agar pass karde to kya bat hai.
After the exam…
God:
Girlfriends thodi kam patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi… 😀