A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
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It hurts wherever I touch
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
Doctor aur Sharab ka ilaaz
Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!
Santa has a perfect son
Santa: I have the perfect son.
Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he drink whiskey?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: Does he ever come home late?
Santa: No, he doesn’t.
Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Santa: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Funny Shayari – Gaal par kiss
Agar Raat ko koi chahat ki had kar de,
mohabbat se aapke gaal par kiss kar de,
or Aapko karwat Badalne par majbur kar de
To yakeen karo ki wo machchhar hi hoga!!
Bandiya aur Selfie
Height of Selfie…
Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall mein gayi thi, shopping karne.
Husband : Kya kya liya?
Wife : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.
Funny bollywood PJ
Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon…
Ladki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka:
Agar tum mil jaao..
Jamana chhod denge hum!! ๐
Sardar on call
Sardar dials a number
a Girl answered….
Sardar: Hello… kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta…
Sardar: O teri!!, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya… Sorry Maaate… !!!
:[P :[D
Tum hi ho meri zindagi
Husband to wife: tum meri zindagi ho, aur…
Wife: Aur kya?
tell me aur kya…. ?
Wife shouted: Tell me AUR kya?
Husband: Aur….. Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par ๐
:[P :[D
The Brilliant Sardar
Maths teacher to our brilliant sardar…
How can you distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
Sardar: Juice bana kar de do na madam.. ๐
Baby, where are you?
GF: Where are you?
BF: hospital,had an accident
GF: When will they discharge you?
BF: in 2 days
GF: Ok, ghar jake mera mobile recharge karwa dena ๐