Salman khan need this car now…
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Message for God in Hot Summers
Dear Suraj Bhagwan,
Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness…
and lower your brightness…
It’s too hot to handle!!
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Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
Bollywood and Exams
In Rockstar Movie:
“toote hue dil se hi
Sangeet nikalta hai!!”
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In exams:
“chhoote hue chapter se hi
Question nikalta hai!!”
Modi ji ki videsh yatra
Modi ji: Secretary, batao aur kaun sa desh bach gaya hai ghumne ke liye?
Secretary: Apna hi desh reh gaya hai sir..
Bharatwasi chakit hain ki aakhir unhone
Pradhan mantri chuna tha ya Vasco DaGama..
Jo Duniya ki khoj par nikla hai!!
Date aur Tareekh mein Fark
Date aur tareekh mein fark:
Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain..
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Aur
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Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga
Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga
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Kya???
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Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi
Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..
Modi Sarkar aur Bank Account
Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye..
Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge!
1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi!
2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!
A B C D Sunaao
Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D
Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
Bhikhari ka financial management
EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..
Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya
3000/- ka bill aaya…
woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..
Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!
Isko bolte hain..
Financial Management without MBA in India.
Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS
Don’t worry guys, everything is fine.
My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!!
Settings changed now.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused.
From :- Rajnikant
Mind It!