Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar,
Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye
Zabardast offer!!!…
Bhootpurva PradhanMantri
Shri Manmohan Singh ji
Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain..
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Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!!
“First come first serve only!”
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Fact of life – Pati patni joke
Fact of life:
Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de…
Shopping ke baad,
Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!! 😀
Mother’s Day Special Joke – Whom you like more?
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Continue reading
Bete ka Result – Government Joke
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain..
Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai..
Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Teachers vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??
Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!! 😉 😛
Deewaro Par Paint Karna Hai
Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par
Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai
Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa
(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai) Continue reading
Meri shirt press kar do
Husband: Meri shirt ulti karke press karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 minutes
Husband: Meri shirt press ki?
Wife: Nahi…
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti nahin aa rahi hai!
Whatsapp Status after Salman Khan got convitcted
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates..
Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe
Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe
Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe
Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe
Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!
Mirza Ghalib v/s His Wife – Funny Hindi Shayari
Mirza Ghalib:
Hamein to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kaha dum tha
Apni Kashti waha doobi
Jahaa paani kam tha
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Ghalib’s Wife:
Tum to the hi Gadhe
Tumhare bheje mein kaha dum tha
Wahan kashti lekar gaye hi kyun
Jahan paani kam tha!!
Santa itna mat socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha..
aur
sochte sochte mar gaya,
Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain,
to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!