Biwi market se lauti
Pati: Mera andaza yeh keh raha hai ki iss dibbe mein koi khaane ki cheez hai.
Patni: Arey wah mere pati parmeshwar, aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya hai, isme mere naye sandals hain!!
Best Jokes on the Web
Rajni in Talwarbaji competition
Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche.
Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the
Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye
Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di
Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji….
Rajnikanth ne machchar udaya…
Apni talwar ghumaai…
Lekin machchar udata raha..
Japani aur Chinese dono hi kaafi khush hue, Aur unhone Rajnikanth se Puchha:
“Machchar to Abhi bhi udd raha hai?”
Rajnikanth ne muskurate hue jawab diya,
“Udd to raha hai, Lekin ab wah kabhi Baap nahin ban paayega”!!
Ek Marwari ki Shri Ganesh Prarthana
Ganpati Bappa Moriya
Dhandha ko-ni ho riya!
Pappu ki hui master se ladai
Pappu ki hui master se ladai
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai
Pappu ka garam hua khoon
Gaya kabristan or master ki,
photo taang ke likh diya
COMING SOON
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Rahul Gandhi aur Gareeb Kisaan
Rahul Gandhi: Gareeb kisano ko Rooh-afza diya jayega.
Sonia Gandhi: Beta Roohafza nahi muavza!!
π Poor Pappu π
Santa in a Bank
Santa Ne Ek Naya Kamaal Kiya…
Wo BANK me jaaker so gaya
Puchho kyun?
Kyunki….
Usne board par Bank ka advertisement padha.. ki
“Yaha SONE Par LOAN Milta Hai”
Innocent Santa π
Intelligent Husband’s reply to wife
Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
Husband – Where are you going ?
Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
Husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – Now where are you going ?
Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife – And what about the kids ?
Husband – Well I guess …
If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother …
They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked. π π
Whatsapp Jokes on Narendra Modi’s frequent foreign visits
Biwi bachhe na ho to
aadmi ka ghar mein rehne ka mann hi nahin karta…
Modi ji fir se 3 desho ki videsh yatra pe rawana!
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Kisi ko apne kharab mobile ki
Battery mangwana ho to bata do…
Modi ji china mein hi hain…!
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Kisi ko pata ho to plz batao mujhe,
Mujhe aaj tak samjh nahi aaya ki…
Modi ji election jeete the
ya
World tour ka package!!
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For Narendra Modi:
Either flight mode is ON
or
Camera is ON
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Santa ki Bhains aur Lovers
Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi
Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha…
Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha
“jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!”
Santa yeh sunkar bola:
“Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”
Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli⦠aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…
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Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior
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Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??
Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…
Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.
Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…
Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….
The intelligent Kid
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
This kid is from IIN!