Trending Cricket Jokes after India’s performance in Semi Final against Australia

Udhar jin logo ne Leave Application di thi.. unhone abhi dobara mail ki hai

Dear sir,

My uncle who died in the morning just woke up.
I am reaching office in 30 mins.

Thanks

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India’s batting Line Up
1.Rohit
2.Dhawan
3.Kohli
4.Rahane
5.Raina
6.Dhoni
7. O palanhare,
8. nirgun aur nyare,
9. tumare bin
10 hamara
11 kauno nahee

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On whatsapp groups

Hey Bhagwan,
Aaj kaise bhi India ko jeetado. Admin ka Tirupati main mundan
karvaa denge..!!!

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Indian cricket fan : Hey Sai Baba, bas aaj ka match jeeta dena….

Sai Baba : Beta Sydney hai, Shirdi nahi !!!!

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Kohli misunderstood Dhoni’s statement –
“spend more time with sharma

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Anushka Sharma Jokes after Kohli’s performance in Semi Final

Anushka virat ka 1 run dekhane Sydney tak gayi…

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True love Boss!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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Ab dekh kar Australia ke tevar…
Rone laga anushka ka shohar… ๐Ÿ˜€

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Anushka’s new status on FB : single!!

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Anushka to Virat in pavilion after his dismissal today…
“Bouncer tha baby, duck karna chahiye tha na”

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Anushka Bhabhi ke dheele pad gaye tevar
Na Saiya chale, na devar!!

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Hum tere bin ab reh nahin paate,
Tum nahin aate to hum “Khel” jaate: Virat Kohli

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Leave Application for watching India vs Australia Semi Final Match

Leave Application

Dear Sir,

Greetings!
I dont want to lie. My country needs me tomorrow. It’s time to display the patriotism by entire nation.
I want to apply for the leave which I call as patriotism leave.
Its India vs Australia in world cup semi final. My nation needs me.
Kindly grant me the leave.

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Dear Sender,

I will be on sick leave tomorrow.
Response will be delayed.

Regards.

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Husband’s World Cup Fever

“World Cup Fever”

Patni:
Poora din Cricket, Circket…!
Main ghar chhod ke jaa rahi hoon!

Pati:
Pehli baar Kadmoo ka behetareen istemaal!

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Alia Bhatt after India’s Win Today

Isi beech Alia Bhatt ne David Dhawan ko unke bete Shikhar dhawan ke shatak maarne par badhai di.

Yeh Sunkar David Dhawan phone par hi behosh ho gaye!! ๐Ÿ˜€

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A Husband and FIFA World Cup #FIFAFever

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy.

MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?”

GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” Continue reading

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