Naseeb Husn Comparision – Raja aur Dancer

Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke Darbar mein dance kar rahi thi…

(Raja bahut Bad-Surat tha)

Ladki ne Raja se Ek Sawal ki Ijajat maangi…

Raja ne Kaha: Puccho

Ladki ne kaha: Jab Khuda Husn Taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kahan the..??

Raja ne ghussa na kiya..

balki Muskurate hue Kaha: Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rahi thi, Toh main Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le raha tha. Aur Aaj Tujh Jaisi Husn Waliya meri gulam ki tarah Nach Rahi hai..

Isi Liye Shayar Khoob Kehta hai,
.
Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost,

Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost,

Husn Waale to Aksar Naseeb Walo ke Gulam hua Karte
hai..!!

Funny Shayari | Hindi, Reality, Story | Joker

Mechanic & Doctor – The Pay Difference

Funny-Mechanic-Doctor-sensible storyA mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.

When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop,
he called the surgeon and said “look at this engine i opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back, so why do i get such a small salary and u get such a huge one?”

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said
“Try the same when the engine is running” !!

Jokes | Doctors, English, Jokes, Story | Joker

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