Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
maine kaha…
Rok Do Mere Janaze ko Zaalimo.
Mujh mein JaaN aa Gayi Hai,
.
Peeche Mud Ke Dekho Kameeno,
Cigerette ki Dukan aa Gayi Hai!!
Top Funny Jokes for Smoking
You should stop Smoking
Wife: do u smoke?
Husband: yes!
Wife: from how may years you are smoking?
Husband: 20 years.
Wife: how many packs u smoke in a day?
Husband: 3 packs.
Wife: what is the cost of one pack?
Husband: $10 per pack
Wife: so, you spent almost $219150 in smoking?
Husband: yes.
Wife: if you have not smoked you could bought a Ferrari!!
Husband: ok, do u smoke?
Wife: NO
Husband: so where is your freaking Ferrari? 😉
(Statutory Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious to health)