Teacher: Tum bade moorkh ho, main tumhari umra me achchi tarag book padh leta tha…
Student: Sir, appko achcha teacher mil gaya hoga ๐
Top Funny Jokes for School
Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye?
Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye
Ramu: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kaha gir gaye the aur kaha lag gayi
Ramu: Bed Pe gir gaya tha aur Aankh Lag gayi thi!
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Teacher: Why Are You Stressed?
Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?
Santa: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
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One cute young girl is walking on the road
English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.
Student: ‘Aaila Item!!!’
;-} :-[D
Teacher: Homework kyun nahi kiya?
Teacher: homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student: sir, light nahin thi
Teacher: to mombatti jala leta
Student: machis nahi thi
Teacher: kyun?
Student: puja ghar mein rakhi thi
Teacher: to le aata
Student: nahaya nahi tha sir
Teacher: nahaya kyun nahi tha
Student: paani nahi tha sir
Teacher: arey paani kyun nahi tha
Student: sir motor ni chal ri thi
Teacher: ab motor ko kya hua kamine
Student: sir kitni baar bolun, light nhi thi na…
;-} :-{P
Teacher – Johny About Future
Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
Little Johny: Facebooking
Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
Johny: Admin of facebook pages.
Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you
grow up? Continue reading
OXFORD ka kya matlab hai?
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai?
Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi,
yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. ๐
Naughty Pappu – Teacher-Pappu Joke
Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s
Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!
Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?
Teacher : i dont know..! :s
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Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..! ๐
Akhir padhaya kisne tha
After Result : PASS
Teacher: arey akhir padhaya kisne tha!
Mom: Sab hanuman ji ki kripa hai
Papa: Arey beta kiska hai
True Friend: wah yaar… chal isi baat per pii ke aate hain..
But if Result : FAIL
Teacher: I knew that, arey class me koi response hi nahi deta tha
Mom: Sab uss mobile ki wajah se hai, bhagwan ne buddhi to di nahi hai
Papa: tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyar karo, sar par baithao..
sab badalte hain but
Friend: Koi nahi yaar, chal pii kar aate hain!
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Teacher: NAADE ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain
Teacher to Electronics Students:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
1 Student: PHD
Teacher: Kya matlab?
Student: Pajama Holding Device
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Random Kuchh Bhi Joke
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi?
Student: 10 Hathi
Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya?
Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon.
MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain
PS: Don’t try to kill us after this PJ
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