Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
Man Stunned…
Oh my god!
Are you Riya?
No
Anu?
No
Pari?
No
Jassi?
No
Lady in confusion
No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Top Funny Jokes for School
Commerce ki Ladki Kaise Galiyan Degi?
Commerce ki ladki kaise galiyan degi?
here it is…
saale…
bounced cheque..
dharti pe liabillity..
Paidaishi bad-debt..
insolvent admi..!
itna marungi ki balance sheet tally nahin hogi.. :X
Handsome Boy & School Girls
1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
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Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls
Behosh.
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Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana
hai.
“Berozgaari ki hadd hai!!”
Britannia Tiger Biscuit & Green Dot
Teacher: Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai?
Student: Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !! 😀
Gareeb Parivar par Nibandh (Essay)
Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me “Gareeb Parivar” pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gaya..
Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Gareeb Parivar tha,
Pita Gareeb, Maa Gareeb, Bachche Gareeb.
Parivar me 4 Naukar the, wo bhi Gareeb..
Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..
Unka Gareeb Driver Bachon ko Tooti
Car me School Chhod Ke Aata tha..
Bachon K paas Purane Samsung S3 Mobile the..
Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate the..
Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C.. the..
Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha….!!
Master Ji And Pappu
Master ji (to pappu):  Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du
To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi…??
Pappu: Ji 7,
Master: Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno…
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi.?
Pappu: Master Ji 7
Master: Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge…..??
Pappu: Ji 6
Master Khush Hote Hue: Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi……?
Pappu: Srey sir, kitni baar bolu 7
master ji (gusse se ) Bole : Abe kamine, jab seb 6 ho rahe hain to billi 7 kaise Ho Jayengi….?
Pappu (rote huye): Kyun ki mere Paas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. 😀
Can you count from 0 to 10
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident….. o_O
Bollywood Songs Dedicated to Student Life
School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi…
Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. .
Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam..
Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle…
Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. .
Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare…
Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai…
Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…
Little Johny – Teacher Conversation
Teacher : Who is the President of Iraq ?
Little Johnny : I don’t know Miss
Teacher : You need to focus more on your studies.
Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a question ? Continue reading
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha
Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha,
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!
Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the,
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!
Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye
Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai
Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai
Koi apno ke liye roti chhod deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chhod deta hai
Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.
Kabhi waqt mile to sochna
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!
Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!
Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai.
Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya!!
Jo kaam tumne nahin kiya
Teacher to Chintu: Jo kaam tumne nahin kiya, Uske liye tumhe sajaa nahin milegi…
CHintu: Thank you sir, Maine aaj homework nahin kiya hai…