Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??
Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..
Agle din kendi
6+2=8..
fir kendi
4+4=8
Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!! π
Top Funny Jokes for School
The Story of MATHS
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara…
yahan tak ki Maths ki aakhri Sans bhi marte marte sab students ko baddua de gaya.
Aur Ye keh kar iss dunia se chala gaya ki…
main to ja raha hoon lekin… “MATHS”
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M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai
aur hamesha satati rahegi π π
Exams are important – Study Hard
They said class 10 is very important.
I believed and studied… But they lied!! π
Then they said +2 (12th) is very important.
I believed and studied… But they lied again π
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Now they say semester exams are important
I say”I’m studying…”
This time……. They believed and i lied π
Bird ki Taang Dekhkar Naam Batao
Examiner ne pappu ko ek bird ki taang dikhai,
Aurr Pappu se puchha…
Batao iss Bird ka naam kya hai.??
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Pappu : Sir, Mujhe nahin pata!!
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Examiner : Tumhe itna sa nahin pata, tumhe fail karta hun, naam kya hai tumhara??
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Pappu: (Taang dikhate hue) Le saale karle pata… π
Bhagwan mere Baap ko utha le
Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gayi..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang karta hai… bahut marta hai.
Next day master ka hath toot jata hai…
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le… Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa apko kuch nahi hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyon?
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…??
Baap :- Pados me Sharma uncle ki Death ho gayi hai, wahan Gayi hai..
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Prasang sahit vyakhya karo – Bhige Honth Tere
Teacher: Prasang sahit vyakhya karo –
“Bhige Hoth Tere, Pyasa Dil Ye Mera”
Student:
Ye line bollywod ke prasidh kavi Sant Shri Emraan Hashmi ji ki rachna ‘Murder’ ki prasidh kavita “Bhige Hoth Tere” se li gayi hai.
Is kavita me kavi jab bhi Devi Mallika ko nirvastra nachte hue dekhtey hai to unka sabr toot jaata hai aur wo kehte hai “Hey Devi jis tarha tumharey hotho ke andar ka jal tumhari pyas bhuja raha hai, ussi tarha main bhi ussi jal se apni pyaas bhujana chahta hun”, in lines se humko kavi ke kamine evam ashlil hone ka ehsas hota hai.
Kavi ke bhav saral evam spasht roop se tharkii hain…
Unhone bahut kathor bhavo ko badi saralta se apni rachna me dikhaya hai.=))
Masoom Pappu about Bomb in School
Teacher: Agar koi school k samne Bomb Rakhta h to kya
karoge beta PAPPU ?
PAPPU : 1-2 ghante dekhenge…
Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai
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Warna Staff Room me rakh denge π
Results Mein Milta Hai Babaji Ka Thullu
Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai
Sirf
BABA JI KA THULLU!!
A Teacher can not Teach all the Subjects
If a single teacher canβt teach all the subjects
then
how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Jungle Me Sher Aa Jaaye To?
Teacher: Agar tum ek jungle mein ho aur waha sher aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
Pappu: Sir, main ped par chadh jaunga
Teacher: Agar wo waha bhi aa jaye to
Pappu: To main paani mein kood jaunga
Teacher: Aur agar woh paani min bhi aa jaaye to?
Pappu: Master ji, Pehle aap yeh batao ki aap sher ke rishtedaar ho kya jo aapki uski side liye jaa rahe ho…
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Subah Subah Jaldi Uth Nahaane Ko Dil Karta Hai,
School Dress Pehanne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . .!
Aaj Fir Line Me Lagkar Prayer Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai,
Ek Dusre Ko Dhakka De, Aage Badhne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Aaj Fir Class Ke Khali Period Me Kaagaz Ke Aeroplane Udane Ko Dil Karta Hai,
Lunch Time Me Ek Dusre Ka Tiffin Khane Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Aaj Fir Class Me Ma’am Ke Questions Puchne Par Chupchap
Khade Hone Ka Dil Karta Hai,
Home Work Na Karne Aur Dher Saare Bahane Banane
Ka Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Aaj Fir Social Science Ke Period Me Sone Ka Dil Karta Hai. ..!
Chutti Ke Intezar Me Bell Bajne Ka Intezar Karne Ko Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Aaj Fir Un Dosto Ke Saath Baate Karne Aur Ladne Jhgadne Ka Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Sab Kuch Bhool Kar Mast Hone Ka Dil Karta Hai. . . !
Aaj Fir School Jaane Ka Dil Karta Hai. . . . !!
