Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar Baccho Se Kehne Lagi Ki
Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:
Aur Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gaya! 😀
Exam question: How to Kill an Ant..? (10marks)
Student’s Answer:
Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant’s Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reaches near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheenti kya hai.
Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rahi
Neend Mujhe Apni Aur Khichti Rahi
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Man Moh Gaya
Aur Ek Raat Phir Ye Genius Bina Padhey So Gaya…
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Santa: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Santa: “Illegal (ill eagle).
Student to God:
Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God:
Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!
Ye Padhai nahi asaan,
Bas Itna samajh Lijiye…
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai
aur choos ke khani hai 😀
Letter To Principal.
Salaam kaminey.!
yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai…..??
Kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati hai..
Upar se kutte paper checking to aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho…
Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai..
tera baap bhi is paper me pass nahin hoga.
tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga.
Tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga tujhe..
Yours faithfully,
(pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga)
Teacher ne Pappu se puchha: Beta tumhari umra kya hai?
Pappu: Ghar me 7 saal, School mein 5 saal aur railgaari me 3 saal 😀
Arz kiya hai…
Class mein master ji sharaab liye baithe hain…
Wah wah…
Class mein master ji sharaab liye baithe hain
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Aur
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Aur kya…
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Aur bachche saale itne haraami, Glass liye baithe hain 😀
Teacher: Tum mirror ke saamne baithkar kyun padhte ho…
Kapil Junior:
Madam, Iske 3 faayde hain
1) Padhne ke liye company mil jaati hai
2) Khud par nazar bhi rehti hai
3) Saath mein revision bhi ho jaata hai
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao!
Marwadi Student:
Kabiro salo bawro,
Doha diyo banaye,
Khud to saalo khisak gayo,
Manne diyo fassay!! 😀