Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau!!
Top Funny Jokes for School
Teacher Santa se: Dahi ka English batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English
Santa:
Milk sleeping in the night,
and sawere sawere tight!!
Full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S
Do you know what should be the full form of L.E.C.T.U.R.E.S?
It should be
Literally Effective in Causing The United Response of Everyone Sleeping.
Exams mein kya kya yaad aaya
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
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Teacher – What are the people of Turkey called?
Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Little Johny:- I don’t know.
Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?
Little Johny:- They are called Germs.
Zameen par rehne wale janwar bachche dete hain
Teacher:
Zameen par rehne wale janwar bachche dete hain,
hawa mein udne wale ande dete hain,
Batao Pappu,
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Grandfather and Grandson conversation
GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON:
YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY, that’s why i bunked!!
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Student’s law of tension
Student’s Law Of Tension..
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Pressure Is Inversely Proportional
To The Number Of Days, Left For the Exams,
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Where ‘KAL SE PADHENGE’
Remains Constant.!
Santa ne bataya Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain?
Hindi teacher ne puchha:
Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.?
Santa Bola:
5 prakaar ke! Continue reading
What is red and goes tring tring?
Announcement in a School
An Announcement in a School
“Students who’ve Parked their cycles in front of the Gate, Please move their cycles to the Parking area!!”
After 30 mins another announcement:
“The 400 students who went to move 10 cycles plz come back to classes!” 😀