Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.
Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…
Traffic Policeman:
Achchha theek hai.
To yeh le 500 ki receipt…
Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to mazaak kar raha tha! 😛
Top Funny Jokes for Satyamev Jayate
Kya aapne Red Light pe apni car roki?
Kyaa Aap ne Red Light Signal par apni car roki?
Agar Haan!
To
Kya aapne Satyamev Jayate dekha?
Agar Naaa…
To aapne Aamir Khan ke saath dhokha kiya hai!!
Aamir ne apne show ki darshako me aapko count kiya kya,
But Aapni wajah se Aamir ki audience ki counting kharab ho gayi!!
Kiya na aapne dhokha! 😀
Rahul Gandhi’s excuse for not watching Aamir’s show Satyamev Jayate
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai, par main “Satyamev Jayte” nahin dekh paaunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyunki uss time “Chhota Bheem” aata hai.. 🙂